Moneypenny Straight Razor Shaves James Bond

I remember seeing this in the theater and thinking, "Now why can't I find a lovely lady to straight razor shave me like this?"

Simple answer really. I'm not Bond. James Bond. With Razor. Straight Razor. In a remote Location. Exotic Location.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA3LPt83QAc

For most of us you are in a remote and exotic location :p And you do have (at least a few) straight razors. So most of your conditions are in full compliance :) About this Bond thing... well this last effort in on you :gl: