"Not Jewish: Shaving" :: Jewish humorist's take on non-Jews, shaving, and beards
I stumbled upon an hilarious early morning read written from quite another perspective -- by a man who's goal is the complete opposite of a BBS smooth face:
"Gentiles shave. WASPs really shave. They have to. It’s who they are. I don’t begrudge them the time or effort. They look really good shaved. Many of us know the Isaac Babel saying, “When a Jew gets on a horse, he stops being a Jew.” But fewer know of his corollary, “When a WASP stops shaving, he starts being a Jew.” This explains, in part, why so many of our Anglo leading men now have facial hair. But it won’t work for them in the end. I may have a jawline, I may not. We’re never really going to find out. "
:roflmao
Why ‘smooth as a baby’s bottom’ rarely applies to Jewish men’s faces
