Tue! My name is Tony Stark and they just released a movie about me, starring Robert Downey, Jr.
The next guy uses his razor to butter his toast in the morning, thinking he's stropping it at the same time.
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Tue! My name is Tony Stark and they just released a movie about me, starring Robert Downey, Jr.
The next guy uses his razor to butter his toast in the morning, thinking he's stropping it at the same time.
So true! How did you know? But if you think that's something, listen to this, the next guy uses a W&B meatchopper to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar! BTW, butter is the best pre-shave oil.
Damn straight I do. Nothing cuts through that plastic jar better than a meat cleaver!! Makes getting the last dilectible licks out of the jar that much easier.
The next poster thinks BBS stands for 'Bare Butt Shave', so he shaves in the nude, ignoring good technique. His face looks like Hellraisers.
TRUE!!! But I wasnt shaving my face!
The next person to post uses Jack Daniels for aftershave
True! But I happen to use Jack Daniels before AND after I shave!
The person who comes after me was so smitten with the idea of face lathering, he also decided to go one step further and now tries to strop on his face as well.
It's like they say, smite makes right. I skipped the one step further and went straight to honing on my face. I used to do that with disposables too, come to think of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seraphim
The next yokel sleeps with his or her straight collection for comfort after a long day at work, and softly applies loving caresses to each one before succombing to the night.
FALSE!! Those sheep are damnable liars! Do not believe a word they say!Quote:
Originally Posted by hoglahoo
....Oh, sorry - misread your post... :o
The next person heard the name "Wade and Butcher" and thought it was referring to their local purveyor of fine meats spending a delightful day at the seaside.
James.
Actually I thought it said Wade THE Butcher and I was impressed with how many razors the guy could afford to own and have engraved with his name on them. Business must be paying pretty good to be able to do that.
The person after me has wrapped all bathroom fixtures with several layers of duct tape rather than risk smacking his straight edge on bare metal.....again.
Oh, yeah. But that was months ago. Then I moved to foam insulation. Now I've just padded the whole bathroom. (And frankly, don't we all belong in a padded room?)
The person after me once stood on a street corner with a sign that read, "Will work for straight razors"... and actually got one!
False! I couldn't find anyone that would give it to me, Ended up paying for a razor on my own!
The next poster likes shaving so much his wife woke up to find him totally hairless and shaving her at 3 AM