What Disorder do I have

Ok so I have heard of RAD et al... But do I have something else. I had a dream that I went to a bunch of antique stores and I was hunting down some W&B blades! In my dream I saw razors of all kinds of various shapes. Razors with multiple blades (like a pocket knife not an M3), fan shaped blades with beautiful engravings. but no stores had regular straight razors!

Then I went to a shop where they actually had a bunch of old vintage blades. But No W&Bs. So I ask the shopkeeper to call me when he got some WB blades. He got out a pad of paper and began writing from right to left in big green ink under my phone number

Wade & Butcher ...

then I asked him to add Henckels to the list. then he drew a big green monster with huge teeth. then I woke up...

WHAT disorder do I have? :D

Were you eating paint chips before you went to bed?

RAD with severe Wade onset complicated by Hencklitis.

It has no cure. In the annals of medical history there has been no truly diagnosed case until now.

Of course there is no cure except for a complete razorectomy. Which the side effects of are:

Shivering, nervousness, crying, ingrown hairs, wasted money, and razor burn. An intervention by friends that will take your razors away and shave with them in front of you may help, but that is theory.