Her: That's very unusual.
You: It's better than unusual, it's fackin badazz.
Her: You're not like any of my friends.
You: That's cuz all yer friends are pu$$ies.
Don't start stammering like Everybody Loves Raymond: "but honey, let me explain! It's not as bad as it looks!" Fack that. Own it, man. She will look to you to see how she is supposed to feel. If you seem freaked out, she will get freaked out.
This was a politically incorrect, but very practical public service announcement courtesy of Yours Truly, Johnny J.