oh no...wife shave goes waaayyy off course!

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12-20-2009, 07:18 AM
red96ta

oh no...wife shave goes waaayyy off course!

So I've been shaving the wife's legs every week or two for a couple months and she's really liking it...today, things went waaaayyy too far. When I got done with her legs, she asks me to take care of her armpits...no biggie. So, uh, here's the thing. She liked the job on her legs and armpits so well that she, er, asked for 'other locations' to be shaved as well :w

So from here, I'm going to try to keep sensitivity of all in mind...

First, I hadn't read anything here about such actions, but I figured 'why not' and decided that I would only tackle what I felt comfortable with. I also made a mental note to only do a single pass since all I need is SWMBO with razorburn and irritation!!! The results were 95% completion with no nicks, weepers, or irritation!
12-20-2009, 11:40 AM
ndw76

I suggest you do a search for the thread Project Coochie Razor. I think it has the record for the longest thread on this site.

I have never shaved anybody except me, let alone in that sensative area. But I can suggest you get your hands on a Coochie Razor to do the job.
12-20-2009, 12:57 PM
Frankenstein

What a coincidence, I was shaving some 'other' locations this morning too. I even used my Simpson to lather up. All went well and I think the customer will be returning.
:)

On the other hand, I've been requested to do MY other locations, but I don't think I'll be complying with that.
12-20-2009, 01:07 PM
Jovus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

What a coincidence, I was shaving some 'other' locations this morning too. I even used my Simpson to lather up. All went well and I think the customer will be returning.
:)

On the other hand, I've been requested to do MY other locations, but I don't think I'll be complying with that.

I shudder to think of the angles involved.
12-20-2009, 01:55 PM
commiecat

Quote:

Originally Posted by ndw76

I suggest you do a search for the thread Project Coochie Razor. I think it has the record for the longest thread on this site.

I have never shaved anybody except me, let alone in that sensative area. But I can suggest you get your hands on a Coochie Razor to do the job.

^ what he said. Here are some links:
http://straightrazorpalace.com/shavi...-razor-20.html

http://straightrazorpalace.com/ladie...elow-belt.html

I linked to page 20 on that first thread because that's where the razor images start. Feel free to browse the entire thread for a few suggestions and lots of jokes. :)
12-21-2009, 12:33 PM
tabre

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jovus

I shudder to think of the angles involved.

AAAAAAHHHH! HAHAHAHA! Oh man that is intense.
12-21-2009, 12:48 PM
hoglahoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by ndw76

I think it has the record for the longest thread on this site.

Not quite - you're thinking of the views (23,000) to posts (382) ratio

No thread has had so many peeping Toms :nono:
12-21-2009, 01:54 PM
Scott111184

I have been trying the get the better half to let me give it a go but so far have had no luck. :(
12-22-2009, 10:05 PM
importcarguy

I shave my own other location once a week. After doing that i feel so confident with a str8 in my hand that the face is easy.
12-23-2009, 02:16 AM
Frankenstein

Quote:

Originally Posted by importcarguy

I shave my own other location once a week. After doing that i feel so confident with a str8 in my hand that the face is easy.

Not meaning to pry into another man's business, but out of interest how much of this region do you shave?

Alright, this is getting a bit weird, I'll stop asking questions now.
12-23-2009, 02:20 AM
Muirtach

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

Not meaning to pry into another man's business, but out of interest how much of this region do you shave?

Alright, this is getting a bit weird, I'll stop asking questions now.

I just scared the life out of my bird by laughing out loud at that.
The poor guy fell off my shoulder and is hiding behind my tower right now
12-23-2009, 05:44 PM
boaz65

Quote:

Originally Posted by importcarguy

I shave my own other location once a week. After doing that i feel so confident with a str8 in my hand that the face is easy.

smaller nose....lol!
12-23-2009, 05:47 PM
boaz65

Hell, I keep mine shaved as well, been doing it for years...I can even do "The Fool's Pass" around the trunk....HAHAHAHAHA!
12-23-2009, 06:13 PM
holli4pirating

Rofl. I wonder how long before Jockeys will comment with his famed words of caution...
12-23-2009, 06:16 PM
Muirtach

Quote:

Originally Posted by holli4pirating

Rofl. I wonder how long before Jockeys will comment with his famed words of caution...

Not familiar with said words, but it must be impressive if it needs to be said on top of the obvious need for care.:rofl2:
12-23-2009, 06:30 PM
mikedelo

Quote:

Originally Posted by boaz65

Hell, I keep mine shaved as well, including the bag! Been doing it for years...I can even do "The Fool's Pass" around the trunk....HAHAHAHAHA!

I keep myself shaved too, but I use a Mach 3 blade. I have always wanted to use the straight, but not so keen on bleeding from such an area.

Very Interesting......
12-23-2009, 06:57 PM
Slartibartfast

http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.c...pg?w=338&h=450

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoglahoo

Not quite - you're thinking of the views (23,000) to posts (382) ratio

No thread has had so many peeping Toms :nono:
12-24-2009, 04:51 PM
leadduck

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

What a coincidence, I was shaving some 'other' locations this morning too. I even used my Simpson to lather up. All went well and I think the customer will be returning.
:)

On the other hand, I've been requested to do MY other locations, but I don't think I'll be complying with that.

I had my "other area" shaved by a pretty nurse when I had my appendix out at 17. It might have been an experience worth commenting on, had I not been in excrutiating pain.
12-28-2009, 12:05 AM
importcarguy

The whole shabang. The wife hates hair.
12-31-2009, 01:55 AM
jballs918

i may just have the razor for you lol, i had a genco i had to cut off about an inch off of, just reminded me of this post lol
12-31-2009, 02:00 AM
mikedelo

Quote:

Originally Posted by importcarguy

The whole shabang. The wife hates hair.

With a straight?!
12-31-2009, 09:46 AM
TheGeek

I've considered it with the straight myself, but thats an unnerving area to be weilding a razor....

Just imagine a slip :boohoo:

Geek
01-05-2010, 01:46 AM
Shaveboy2

Very nice. I've done this with all my GF's and now my wife. The results are always "fun." SB
01-14-2010, 02:07 AM
Scott111184

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaveboy2

Very nice. I've done this with all my GF's and now my wife. The results are always "fun." SB

You da man!

When I get the opportunity I will post the results (hopefully a good one).
01-18-2010, 01:30 AM
EMC45

The wife let me have a go at her legs twice now. First time went awesome. Second time was awesome too, but nicked her thigh with the point. She let me finish so she wasn't too unnerved by it.
03-15-2010, 07:31 PM
kreigle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

Not meaning to pry into another man's business, but out of interest how much of this region do you shave?

Alright, this is getting a bit weird, I'll stop asking questions now.

When I shave my wife's 'other region' I shave all of it - with a 4/8 Gold Bug. I've also tried with a 5/8 (Red Point), but the larger blade isn't quite maneuverable enough.
04-22-2010, 04:05 AM
HNSB

Quote:

Originally Posted by jballs918

i may just have the razor for you lol, i had a genco i had to cut off about an inch off of, just reminded me of this post lol

I hope you mean it was the razor that needed an inch removed... ;)
04-24-2010, 09:42 AM
kalerolf

I have my wife's other section, now 2 times may shave with a straight. they love it.! Although I must say that I first found it quite scary,. You will get a part that you do not want. hahaha. they thought it was just exciting.

It is a matter of confidence. I use a french 5 / 8 straight for the job.
After I lathered it with my Calani,, soap is going to happen. enjoy

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