Thebigspendurs Weekly Shaving Brainbuster #31
Good morning shaving fiends
Well, apparently the clan got royally lost trying to find that logging road on the Canadian side and I guess Mr Sasquatch tried to tell them which way to go but they didn’t listen so they wound up on some marijuana plantation. I guess things were kind of tense for a while but once the pot heads saw them all they realized they had nothing to fear from the clan. So they guided them back to the highway and gave them some free samples to boot. They told them all the back roads were impassable now unless they had a snowcat so the clan went to a private flying service to try and get flown out. Well the owner of the service took one look at the two chimps and Mr Sasquatch and the goat and the rest of the clan and told Mr Sasquatch and the chimps right out he wasn’t taking the rest of them on any trip. The three of them fine but not the rest. He said he wasn’t transporting some escapees from a circus freak show.
So they were deciding what to do stopped along the highway and they noticed a couple of those gay guys in their red union suits and there was a snow cat parked a couple hundred yards away so the clan borrowed that vehicle but left them the SUV in exchange. So they headed back to the back roads and after a few hours finally entered into Alaska. Unknown to them the Border Patrol had seen the tracks and this dude on horseback tracked them over to where they met up with the missus and I. Well, we were in trouble now, of course the missus and I entered legally but the guy wanted to arrest us all, something about bringing in dangerous animals and mental defectives. Just then Jethro recognized the horse this guy was on and it turns out it was Old Diablo’s son Mephistopheles. Jethro gave him some commands and he threw that Border Patrol guy into next Sunday. So now we added the horse to our menagerie. The last I saw that Border Patrol Dude he was rolling down some embankment back into Canada where those guys in their red underwear grabbed him for illegally entering Canada with a dangerous weapon too. Har Har. Once we made it to the nearest town we swapped the snowcat for an old pickup and we were back on the road again headed back south to the Canadian border.
We was trying to figure out how to enter into Canada again and Auntie suggested after the Chimps and Mr Sasquatch were properly shaved and dressed they had them driving and just acting nonchalant with the clan in the back of the pickup. The Horse and the Goat went around the border station on hoof. The missus and I had no problems crossing the border but those Canadian Immigration guys got the Chimps and Mr Sasquatch out of the truck and started yelling at them for trying to bring this riff raff into Canada. Then they wanted to see his driver’s license. Mr Sasquatch didn’t have a driver’s license.
Mr Sasquatch got very angry and tore the border crossing station apart and when one of those Immigration guys aimed a 12 gauge at him why it was just like watching that old Superman Movie he just grabbed the gun by the barrel and bent it around the two of them. Auntie said, well I guess we’re free to go now eh? We didn’t hear any arguments. The last I saw those two guys were running back towards Alaska and they was arrested by the U.S Immigration for entering illegally and bringing a dangerous weapon with them har har. I guess they can do an exchange, those two Immigration guys for the Border Patrol guy.
So we was back on the open road headed south after we collected the goat and the horse.
So the shaving brainbuster for this week concerns those Immigration guys from Canada. The shaving chimp said they had the worst shaves he ever did see. So what do people in Canada use to shave with or do they all have full beards? Do they have modern conveniences in such a primitive county? Does everybody in Canada have an outhouse? Lastly, name one brand of straight razor MADE in Canada.
Cletus says there are no razors that have ever been made in Canada so no one will guess it. So whoever is the first to name a company who made a razor in Canada (not a retailer) will win a shaving related prize. What’s the prize? Only the chimp knows and he’s too busy singing old man river.
Check back on Friday for the primitive answers.
