Oh-How i wish i was a newbie!

Hi everyone,
Business was slack in the taxi today so I penned this little ditty to pass the time-so please indulge me.

Oh-How i wish I was a newbie
And those days of non-ability
When straight shaving was new
And possessions were few
'Cos I still hadn't contracted 'RAD'

Oh-How I wish I was A newbie
And those days of cuts and sore skin
When the water turned pink
With the blood in the sink
And Proraso was saviour of my chin

Oh-How I wish I was a newbie
All my skills - Why I'd throw them away!
Now don't get me wrong
I've enjoyed it -Full on!
But I'd start over again--TODAY!!

Thanks for your time
Regards
Noggs :)