Thebigspendurs Epic....All Good Things Must Come To An End.

Good morning shaving fiends.

Hi, this is thebigspendur and I am going to relate to you a story so fantastic and unbelievable I’m not sure I comprehend it all myself however this is what happened.

Last week I decided to travel down to that part of the state where all those backward people live because I had a score to settle with that family of well I’m not sure what to call them and for that matter that entire town they live in along with the animals that lurk there too.

When I got there, well, there was no one there. The entire place was well, gone including the entire town. I went over to where they had this shaving shop or at least I thought it was where it was and I saw that Mr. L guy sitting under a tree with his friend that Mr Death guy. I didn’t want to be talking to either but they saw me and called me over. I said what happened here? Mr L says well, and then that Mr. Death guy starts in with “those guys owe me, they cheated me and I’ll have my revenge on them” and then Mr L starts yelling at him something about being intoxicated and he told him leave and go to Libya for a job.

Mr L says well, you know what the deal is here. You see I thought it was very strange these people have no souls so I investigated and it also seemed strange those folks on that shaving site must have been spooked because none of them read last weeks story-no love I guess. Well, at any rate what I found out is these folks were from some other dimension or something. I had to get a hold of my counterpart on the other side of the universe in a different dimension and we had a parle and sure enough it turned out hundreds of years ago some of these people were led into this world which is why they seem to have these strange abilities like regenerating their bodies and talking to animals. So we took care of all these folks and sent them back where they came from lock, stock and barrel. So what about that guy who is in Europe now filing those reports about those razor companies? Mr L said well, I guess there’s no harm in letting him continue to do that. Eventually we’ll get him too. I said what about those hairy ape men they had and those talking monkeys, the one who shaves people and the other who sings? He said the monkeys belong with them. They’re gone and the ape men too. They’re all gone.I said so you mean there ain’t no talking animals? He said well if you can talk to animals maybe you’re one of them too. I said no, not me. He said well you straight shavers are all different. I’m not sure about any of you. I’ll be keeping a close watch on all of you. I joined that site so we’ll see.

I said, what about all that was going on with the razors and that coticule? He said you better keep your mouth shut about all this stuff.
I said to him now you can tell me the truth you’re not really the devil are you and that guy dressed in that black gown he’s not really Mr Death is he? Well all of a sudden he got up and started walking away and as he was walking he started changing and by the time he got about 20 feet from me he sure looked like the Devil, horns and all. Then he simply vanished.

So I’m telling all of you this story but you had better keep all your mouths shut about this because no one will believe you either and that Devil guy well he’s lurking on this site somewhere with bad intent.

THE END.