“_____ is not the same as ______”

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Originally Posted by holli4pirating

Smoking a pipe is not the same as piping smoke... or is it?

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and a watered stone is not the same as stoned water (don't drink it, kids!)

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Originally Posted by Jimbo7

and a watered stone is not the same as stoned water (don't drink it, kids!)

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I wish someone had told me this about ten years ago. Bad, bad night.:w

Blond handled cut throat is "way" not the same as handling a cut throat blond!

G10 is not the same as $10G's

You guys are far more creative and talented than me. I hesitate to pollute this thread further with my meager contributions, but I simply can't help myself. ;) Here are some more entries:

1. Butchering your neck is not the same as necking with your butcher

2. A blonde hair is not the same as a hairy blonde

3. Buffing bone is not the same as boning in the buff

4. A hairy scar is not the same as scary hair

5. Doctoring a bleeder is not the same as bleeding a doctor

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Originally Posted by SirStropalot

Blond handled cut throat is "way" not the same as handling a cut throat blond!

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But both can do some serious damage!

Stropping the steel is not the same as stealing the strop.

Blunting a razor is not the same as...

Slapping on the Bay Rum is not the same as slapping Ray on the bum.

Rubbing on the sandalwood is not the same as rubbing on your wood in sandals.