OH BOY NEW YEAR'S EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi fellas, I’m glad I got a chance to address you on this date. Thanks to Thebigspendur for letting me use his account here. I’m what you would call, um…err…Mr Death.
I understand my Bro Santa got a hard time from those silly Moderators here. Funny when I approached them they were real accommodating. Yea they was real meek.
Well, what I wanted to tell you all is you know, New Years Eve is a big day for me. My boss gives me a two-fer. So what I want to say is when you go out celebrating this New Years Eve I want to encourage you all to party hearty and make sure you drink until you are out of your minds. Then get in your cars and drive off or maybe decide to play with your firearms in that condition or maybe just do something stupid and reckless.
When you do this keep in mind I will be in the back seat with you all the way-Har har. Or maybe I’ll ensure as you play with your gun and you‘re looking down the barrel it’s loaded and mysteriously goes off. Whatever you decide, don’t worry I’ll be right by your side.
Hey as an extra special if you ask me to cause your demise on this day, by special arrangement with Mr L. I’ll guarantee you a special place in his domain with a good view and cooler climates-Har har.
For the rest of you who are sober and act responsibly, well, I’ll be seeing you all down the road, just not for a long, long time.
