Honing A Straight With The Hirlatron 3000

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Originally Posted by Hirlau

Hello Guys,
Here's a honing device that has just recently hit the market. I've used it extensively on my straight razors with great results.

It's known as the Hirlatron 3000, a state of the art honing machine that covers everything from setting bevels to the fine finish of a majestic coticule.

In the hands of an experienced honemeister like myself, no razor is a problem; from smiling razors, frowning razors & even 8/8 Monsters that Phrank & Wullie use (That's what the "Chop" mode is for).

It comes with 220, 440 & 1500 grit honing sheets. All you need to bring your razor to shave ready status.

Don't miss out on the opportunity to own one. I can't advertise them for sale here, as I'm not a vendor, but I do know the CEO of the corporation and can put in a good word for you.

Thank you !! :D

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Wow - if you'll through in a W&B spike point and a bottle of Tuf-Glide...I'll buy 5!

One for the entire family!

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Originally Posted by Hirlau

Hello Guys,
Here's a honing device that has just recently hit the market. I've used it extensively on my straight razors with great results.

It's known as the Hirlatron 3000, a state of the art honing machine that covers everything from setting bevels to the fine finish of a majestic coticule.

In the hands of an experienced honemeister like myself, no razor is a problem; from smiling razors, frowning razors & even 8/8 Monsters that Phrank & Wullie use (That's what the "Chop" mode is for).

It comes with 220, 440 & 1500 grit honing sheets. All you need to bring your razor to shave ready status.

Don't miss out on the opportunity to own one. I can't advertise them for sale here, as I'm not a vendor, but I do know the CEO of the corporation and can put in a good word for you.

Thank you !! :D

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John, you really must get back on your Meds! If you are still struggling financially, I'll pay for them :tu

Don't listen to them John. A genius is rarely acknowledged by his family and friends. Get a patent on it before the Chines steal your ides and flood the market.

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Originally Posted by Razorfeld

Don't listen to them John. A genius is rarely acknowledged by his family and friends. Get a patent on it before the Chines steal your ides and flood the market.

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Richard,

I have ' Chines' they sound when someone pushes my door bell. :shrug:

When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.

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Originally Posted by rolodave

When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.

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Beat me to it...
And one of my favorite books - John Kennedy Toole

The Hirlatron....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQGh8MkpNOg

One of my favorite movies of all time,,,,,,,,,,,,

John,

Great taste in Movies :tu

Here's a little more with an 'intro' before the the 'Madness'.

I hope all will enjoy :shrug;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRBrmxE4i-M

I might have to break out the DVD on this one Roy,,,,


or,,,,,

I'll break out the Papillon DVD,,,,,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdeS1vJNgpg