Before I go further. I have been in Canada for 18 years today!
:mexwave:
I said that the water in the toilet tank would be clean.
I went to a party in England about 20 years ago.
I got caught short and had to have a pooh.
After I had finished I couldn't flush it away.
I got in a right panic because someone was trying to use the loo so I scooped it out and hid it in the toilet tank.
The next morning my friend phoned me, he was in a right froth and before i could tell him what a great party it was,he told me that some dirty sod had crapped in his toilet tank :roflmao