Yes, I know the clunk the door makes. I also know that for the last 8 years I've been trying to convince my wife that she does not need to slam the door on my Honda Prelude, which was engineered to produce a perfectly fine resonant satisfying clunk with minimal exertion of force. I cringe every time she slams that door.
On the other hand, this is one of the few complaints I have about her so I keep my mouth shut (almost:fim:) every time that door crashes shut.