Clubman Friday

In with the original!

Gents Gin for myself today!:D

Original PC

Last night I was out and had some Clubman Bay Rum on so I get pulled over by some cop at a DWI checkpoint and he says "What's that awful stuff I smell in the car"? I said nothing really. So he orders me out of the car and his partner comes over and says "he's using that foul aftershave". "Don't you know it's against the law?" I said you're crazy. The next thing I know I'm being tasered and sprayed with OC spray and beaten with a baton. He says you can be on your way now but don't ever wear that foul stuff around here ever again. He said he wanted to put me in jail but then they would have to condemn the county jail.

So, take my story as you will but if you get pulled over don't say I didn't warn you.

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Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Last night I was out and had some Clubman Bay Rum on so I get pulled over by some cop at a DWI checkpoint and he says "What's that awful stuff I smell in the car"? I said nothing really. So he orders me out of the car and his partner comes over and says "he's using that foul aftershave". "Don't you know it's against the law?" I said you're crazy. The next thing I know I'm being tasered and sprayed with OC spray and beaten with a baton. He says you can be on your way now but don't ever wear that foul stuff around here ever again. He said he wanted to put me in jail but then they would have to condemn the county jail.

So, take my story as you will but if you get pulled over don't say I didn't warn you.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txGoyZPhwtU

With the threat of violence and riots in my area do you think if I sprinkle my fence with Lilac Veg that might help?

Maybe I could go to each end of the block?

I don't think they bathe, Tim. They might just roll in it...

Now to plan B

Lilac veg Moltov cocktails? :shrug:

Cocktails? Har har.

Just throw the stuff at them and watch them scatter.