Even my wife laughed out loud when I read this to her.
Whatever I use, and lately it's been Floid original or Proraso (she HATED Tabac, which I loved), SWMBO makes the final decision. I used to use Tuscany, but can't find it anymore and many scents trigger my migraines. I can't even get close to the Nuttediesel (Bavarian expression for the cologne whores slather on themselves) shops in the malls for fear I'll get sick, so there's a lot of trial and error and occasionally trying a sample bottle.
Thanks for that.