Originally Posted by
Jimbo
I'm a razor whisperer and I can tell you that you really don't want to get into long conversations with old razors. They have quite a narrow focus, so you get a lot of descriptions of the interiors of cabinets and how leather can be ticklish.
W&Bs are particularly bad. All they want to talk about is "cleaving whiskers in twain" and how much they hate mutton chops. And when they are not babbling on about that, they sit around singing "Rule Britannia" and ending all their sentences in "wot?".
James.