My point was that I am amused by the thought that my scales would never get wet.... And then the implication that if I knew what I was doing it would never happen.
They are not marketing to the average senior user here.
If I was to market a new razor here is an example of a few things I would think of and the solutions.
#1 How do I get my product to stand out?
#1A Lets make it look weird/different.
#2 How do I explain the weird looks?
#2A There are many posts about the worry of shaving naked and dropping your sharp object.
Lets tell them that we planned the texture to prevent the from happening!
#3 What would I tell my buddy's when they laugh at me for spending so much money on a simple object?
#3A We will make it out of some weird and exotic sounding materials with a weird/different grind.
#4 That weird grind has a lot of issues/problems.
#4A The average newbie that buys this will dull it the first time he strops it, get frustrated, and give up after a few tries.Then it is used and they can't return it.
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