Ohhh!!! Let's see, the D. Miller obviously is trash, please send it to me for disposal! As for that "Warranted", it is too old to be of any use. I will give it a proper disposal as well. It looks like a junky old 1840 Greaves Sheaf Works...worthless. All kidding aside, you have a wonderful spouse and had my ideal vacation! Congratulations, and enjoy the 10,000 hours you will spend restoring and honing those razors.