Originally Posted by
thebigspendur
7-you must give me your complete residence address, your name, your e-mail address and your telephone number and say you agree to all terms. (I spent a career in Federal Law Enforcement so if the razor is pinched some very burly gentlemen with big guns will pay you a visit)
6-you must also send me your first born as collateral, if you don’t have any kids send me the deed to your house and if you don’t own a house I’ll send Lucifer over. He knows what to do. (Just kidding).