From Barbers instruction manual 1900
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BAZORS.
The barber shaves with a polished blade,
While the milliner shaves when ladies trade:
The banker shaves at ten per cent;
While the landlord shaves in raising rent,
The doctor shaves in draughts and pills,
While the druggist shaves in pints and gills ;
The politician shaves the nation.
The preacher shaves for all salvation ;
The broker shaves in cashing notes ;
While the farmer shaves in corn and oats;
The lawyer shaves both friends and foes.
The pedler shaves where e'er he goes,
The wily merchant shaves his brother,
In fact you all shave one another.
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