No, no Jimmy, it went this way: fast forward 20 years....
...enter a decrepit Neil assisting Jimmy in the door with his zimmer frame. Jimmy gets the razor out at the table and the expert takes it and appraises it, turning it this way and that.
Expert: "This is a wonderful example of an 1850s meat chopper. The blade has the original patina and the horn scales a few chips and bug bites. Unfortunately the razor is only worth $35.00. If someone hadn't tried to sand the top heavy fractions off of the scales it would be worth $100,000 !"
Jimmy: "My bone head pal did that."
The expert shuts the razor, catching his finger between scale and blade. It is so blunt it doesn't even break the skin.
Neil: "Jimmy honed it."
Expert: "Honed it? 25 yrs ago he couldn't even spell Honemeister..."
Jimmy: "Not so: L - Y - N - N."
That's all Folks! This has been a Looney Tunes Production for SRP. No animals were hurt in the making of it. Jimmy performed his own stunts. Brad Pitt body-doubled for Neil.