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Not too far off topic. The moral of the story is don't shave angry.

I remember reading about crime statistics in the late 1800's in London. Due to sloppy investigating techniques there were an inordinate number of women who killed themselves by cutting their throats...

That sounds like grounds for a divorce. Or at least couples counseling.

That would be my brother inlaw's girlfriend, not mine. If I came home with another woman my wife would find another use for my razor. Did you know that Thai surgeons are the foremost experts at...

Unfortunately I live with mine, including three mother inlaws, three sons, two daughters, one girlfriend, my brother inlaw's wife, and my wife.
I think of myself as an incredibly patient person.

I would like to add that screaming inlaws standing close behind you while you have a razor in your hand can make shaving difficult and also make you think evil thoughts.