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My Hat Du Jour is an Optimo from Panama Hats Direct
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But then you'd have to listen to a little of the old Ludwig Von, Like this:

Flashmob Flash Mob - Ode an die Freude ( Ode to Joy ) Beethoven Symphony No.9 classical music - YouTube

And if you...

Or perhaps worse yet a redneck American or perish the thought an Aussie :rofl2:

My daily go to hats are Panamas (a tightly woven straw fedora) which by the way are generally made in Ecuador. The true convention for hat wear is straw hats until Labor Day and felt or fur fedoras...