Friday
Razor | De Pews | Cream | O Melhor | After Shave | D. R. Harris Bay Rum
Hair Tonic | Pashana Bay Rum | Eau de Toilette | ‘Whisky’ by Evaflor
Quite a nice shave this morning with the De Pews. The O Melhor is a bit dried out; I’ve had it for almost a year. I don’t know what you guys with 50 thousand creams and soaps DO with it all. You must give it to family, friends and acquaintances; strangers in the street; to the needy, poor and downtrodden. You must donate it to support raffles to make money for a new roof for the town hall; you must turn it in to fertiliser and dish-washing liquid and dog shampoo, you must throw it surreptitiously into other people’s rubbish bins at night as you walk the dog, you must give it, wonderfully wrapped, as Christmas presents to the folk of the old folks’ home...
I have like 10 or something and it takes me a whole year to get through ONE tube…I guess that makes my SOTD posts boring; which is why I pad them out a bit with all the gumph I write. Now, tomorrow morning, I’ll open the door and there’ll be like a hundred million packages, like the bottles in that Police song ‘Message in a Bottle’, on my front door step, all filled with soaps and creams of ALL types, and little messages tied to each package saying ‘OK, Carl, Please. Here’s a whole BUNCH of soaps and creams to make your SOTD posts more interesting and NEGATE the need to pad them out with all that gumph. Now please. Just shut the F*%%! up!!!