Thread: Crazy DE shaving video?

Let me get this straight...if I use the cloth too much, the velocity of the substrate will ratchet up and I won't be able to cut anything...?

What does that even mean? It's just a mishmash of words. Does he know what he's saying or does he just think it sounds impressive?

Originally Posted by Luis

WTF was that video. I feel violated. Weird because I consider straight razor shaving as pampering. Who the hell requested that video I am now traumatize. Thanks.

Luis

Sorry Luis, that would be me. It made such an impression on me 3 years ago when I saw it first, that I still remember how bad it was, just couldnt think of the name....

The next time I get into a conversation about shaving, and I'm trying to convince someone to take up wet shaving, I'll just be like "Well yeah, I shaved earlier on and just feel how smooth the third quadrant of my secondary buttress is," because, you know, who can argue with that?

It seems to me this guy came up with a Schtick to make himself look super knowledgeable about wet shaving to sell his products. He created a whole new set of lingo to make it sound like he came up with the ideas himself (WTG<XTG<ATG are now Form 1,2 and 3) This and other new terms to describe old techniques and new things that don't really exist. (Stretching now means spreading some watered down lather).
This coupled with a speed that catches your attention for its' sheer stupidity makes the uninitiated feel inadequate to take the task on unless they buy all his products. Might as well if you bought all his Bu*$S&it.
SMH

I hope you did not overlap your 3rd and fourth quadrants!

Originally Posted by PigHog

The next time I get into a conversation about shaving, and I'm trying to convince someone to take up wet shaving, I'll just be like "Well yeah, I shaved earlier on and just feel how smooth the third quadrant of my secondary buttress is," because, you know, who can argue with that?

Originally Posted by souschefdude

It seems to me this guy came up with a Schtick to make himself look super knowledgeable about wet shaving to sell his products. He created a whole new set of lingo to make it sound like he came up with the ideas himself (WTG<XTG<ATG are now Form 1,2 and 3) This and other new terms to describe old techniques and new things that don't really exist. (Stretching now means spreading some watered down lather).
This coupled with a speed that catches your attention for its' sheer stupidity makes the uninitiated feel inadequate to take the task on unless they buy all his products. Might as well if you bought all his Bu*$S&it.
SMH

Agreed - what's that old saying, "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh*t!" And the manure is strong in that one....

Originally Posted by souschefdude

He sat there and watched a whole video shaking his head saying, "this has to be joke"
Already told him about SRP. He has checked out forums and vids, he's not a 'joiner'

Yet. Give him time; he'll come to the Dark Side when it's his destiny.

This guy apparently is sold on the idea:
Method Shaving for Newbies

souschefdude

Dude, you owe me beers and therapy sessions. I just shaved with a beautiful Wostenholm Nelson (Bayamontate) got me and I feel better. I'm okay Nightblade. Just a bad dream.

Luis

Originally Posted by Luis

souschefdude

Dude, you owe me beers and therapy sessions. I just shaved with a beautiful Wostenholm Nelson (Bayamontate) got me and I feel better. I'm okay Nightblade. Just a bad dream.

Luis

I have a Coors light saved just for you. I however, will be drinking a craft local brew.