Funny story?

I want to start this off by saying this really is a story about a friend, and not me!!

I am a regular SR user, but my friend is a DE user. He came over tonight for dinner, and thought he wanted to try my SR. So I shaved first to show him how everything went, and he seemed pretty excited to try. So he lathered up and gave it a go. After two or three passes he decided that it wasn't for him and went to finish shaving with his DE. As we were talking he proceeded to cut into his outer nostril with his DE!!! And people say that straights are dangerous!!! The thing is still bleeding!! Anyway, just wanted to post this to bust on my good buddy. Thanks for listening.