A Gift From Dearly Beloved
Ladies and gentlemen:
Today the dearly beloved gave me a gift.
Whoa! what a gift.
What was the occasion, you ask?
No, it is not my birthday.
Nor is it our anniversary.
Then again, we've been together for 45 years — and every day has been an anniversary.
Love rules the court, the camp, the grove, /And men below, and saints above; /For love is heaven, and heaven is love
(Sir Walter Scott)
The dearly beloved gave me the gift of the double edge: the Pils.
Regards,
Obie
It must be near Valentine's Day!
Way to go! You do have a true valentine!
A Gift From Dearly Beloved
Quote:
Originally Posted by
thebigspendur
Just hold on there a minute! You haven't used it yet have you? Intelligence sources report just one shave with that razor and it's radioactive steel will radiate you forever. Luckily for you I have official authorization to dispose of that razor so just send it my way. I have a lead lined case just waiting for it.
Lucky dog!
My dear thebigspendur:
Yes, yes, of course. You are my shield, my protector, and the moment I detect a hint of radioactivity, I will dispatch the Pils for you to dispose of.
Indeed, dearly beloved was a schoolmate of angels. I am grateful to her.
Regards,
Obie