...your shaving brush is made from porcupine.
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...your shaving brush is made from porcupine.
We done tried all manner of critters round here. Old Pete tried a porcupine and got his eye taken out and Rufus tried a Possum and he swore he was dead before he done mess with it but it come alive and jumped up and bit off part of his anatomy.
...your preferred aftershave is Eau de Possum.
...you use a branding iron instead of a styptic pencil.
.........your scuttle doubles as your spittoon.
Ooops, sorry. All that Southern Comfort I hads me fo'brekfast, done cloud me thik'in.
....your boot spurs double as your straight razor
........if your drawers double as your hot towels.