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My wife has made fun of me for spending an hour shaving, having more shaving brushes than she has makeup brushes, having more aftershaves than she has perfumes, and more soaps than she has lipsticks.
My continual rebuttal is "I'm just trying to look worthy of a woman as beautiful as you."
Now if I could only be accused of having more straights than she has shoes....
Another option would be lock the door. My ex-gf was a nag about the whole razor thing and never understood my fascination/ever growing collections. Lets face it....WOMAN ARE UTTERLY INSANE. No matter how normal they may act prior to you getting together; it's all downhill after that. You never understand what older men are talking about as a boy, but then you get there and its like; :banghead: At times I wish I was gay so life could be simple; a fist fight, a handshake, and things are good again. To quote Daniel Tosh roughly; "God punished women by forcing them to endure the pain of childbirth.To punish men he made them put up with women. So when two guys realized "Wait so we can just date each other?!?!?! Let's do that." God was upset they had found a loophole in the punishment and banned being gay" A very censored version, but you get the joke.
Obviously, we are not metrosexuals !!....However, why should the girlies have all the fun with potions and lotions ?
Matching up a complimentary aftershave/cologne with a good old-fashioned shaving soap is a manly delight....
Excuse me, it's time to go out and slaughter tonight's dinner :medvl:
Happy wife happy life, I let her have her fun and then get her later on when we go shopping and she wants this and wants that and has to try this on and then oh for gods sakes :gth
"That's why I always looks better than you." But no. Please don't say that. Sweet baby jesus don't say that.
Perhaps you just need to be less proud. :)
Say that and not only your manly pride will be shot...
To the OP ...It's better to just walk out and let her sit on the toilet for a minute. You can lather up again :<0)
My wife may occasionally roll her eyes at my purchases, but we generally respect each other's hobbies.
"Rome was not built in a day. I am working on my masterpiece.Quote:
Originally Posted by RezDog
Remember garbage in,garbage out. Honey you saw the best in me and I want to exceed your expectations."