Originally Posted by
FiReSTaRT
Standard response: It's way better than your G.I. Joe.. Go play with your dolls kiddo :D
The wife could be fixed with "what-if" training. First you grow about 5 days' worth of stubble and snuggle with her all the time.. When she finally starts begging for you to shave, take out one of those G.I.Joe pieces of crap and leave a few areas of stubble. Use those areas to further irritate the rash that she'll receive from the 5 days' worth of stubble. You'll have her begging for you to go straight again :nj