I hate my @#$%^* beard!!!!
My beard is the steel-eating monster from the blackest nightmare depths of hell. It eats razors for breakfast. It will eat one of my edges in 5 shaves. It will eat one of Glen's edges in 8 shaves. I cannot use the Chinese 12K by itself to do touch-ups: it's not aggressive enough to grind past the damage. The hair on my head eats a razor in 3 shaves. I AM GOING TO CALL MY FATHER AND BITCH HIM OUT! No, wait...Do you get your hair from your father's side or your mother's? FINE, THEN I'LL BITCH HER OUT TOO!
Whew. I needed that. I feel much better now.