Had a discussion the other day about straight shaving similarities to sex... foreplay vs prep, anticipation, sensual, etc. I am not completely convinced but I see a lot of the similarities. Has this topic been bandied about before?
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Had a discussion the other day about straight shaving similarities to sex... foreplay vs prep, anticipation, sensual, etc. I am not completely convinced but I see a lot of the similarities. Has this topic been bandied about before?
Not at the same time, but otherwise they can co-exist I'd say. :)
HAHAHA, I couldn't help but picture it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hillie
I like to shave after sex :nj
Puleeez!!!!! It's shaving nothing more.
Wow, How could I not click on this...Two words grab my attention, "Free" and "Sex"
i get to nicked up to much when i try that.
I'm not sure which, but I think you might be doing one of these the wrong way :thinking:Quote:
Originally Posted by dgstr8
All I can tell you is that if you drop your razor while shaving, you're definitely screwed!:(
There's an epic "coochie razor" thread around here someplace... And, umm, if a woman is willing to let you take a straight razor to her, even her legs, she's probably willing to have sex with you too.Quote:
Originally Posted by dgstr8
By your analogy, you could note similarities between sex and anything that you enjoy doing. Anything that is enjoyable involves preparation, anticipation, and the use and/or stimulation of one's senses. There's really nothing special about shaving that makes it any more similar to sex than anything else is/could be imagined to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by dgstr8
Shaving is all about me. Sex is also all about me, but I have witness when I do it.
+1, but I do not like big beards, so I shave almost everyday....:DQuote:
Originally Posted by mainaman
They say the neolithics shaved with clams.
I dont know what they knew but there was lots of musk and they didnt call it aftershave; just afterwards- but back then words meant doin' it.
All words meant doin' it, being little more than a continuation of gestures for "spearing" (hunting) and "eat".
...Well at least we can assume any confusion was beneficial to the species. and further gave rise to the complex concept in certain company of "agree to disagree" sometimes heard as: I'd lather not...
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Originally Posted by JohnnyCakeDC
:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::roflmao:roflmao:roflmao
That cracked me up!
Do you mind if I use that on my signature strip?
Glad to hear it. Feel free to use my words if you like. Just keep all context intact I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stubear
I would refer you to pages 314 thru 318 of the novel Shibumi by Trevanian, wherein he speaks of the "Delight of the Razor", a "thrill massage" with a "keenly honed razor" causing "unbearable tension and pleasure", involving dangerous "subtleties of technique" in certain areas.
I wish I get my mind to do something productive.
I beat ya to it.:mace:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stubear
Ah, but you can make it about her: the shower, bbs shave, the application of that special scent. More effective than a male thong, I'm guessing! But, viva la difference.Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyCakeDC
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NOTHING is more effective than a banana hammock.Quote:
Originally Posted by jleeg
Thanks mate, the mankini is now unfortunately present in my sometimes too visually oriented brain. :D :gaah::cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by jockeys
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/3...s756478rl3.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by jockeys
i think there are alot of similarities between sex and straight shaving...both are very intimate, alot of fun, pleasurable, and wet! and if done right feels very very gratifying
Wulfgar
bad sex is still pretty good...a bad shave is a different story altogether!
My wife was glancing at the screen and made me click on this thread. You guys had us rolling. Good stuff, I tell you. Good stuff.
Forget a cigarette, I could totally get a better high with a shave after sex.
Does longer beard make you think more of your next shave? :needcoffee:
Blood is a bad sign with both.