Then you would have to have someone do the stretching for you. Maybe two people, one for each side of the face. A new Olympic team event?
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YouTube - Chimensch's Shaving Video
Why not? Golf will eventually be a team sport. Why not Straight Shaving?
There could be speed trials, team shaving events, one and two razor competitions, straight razor juggling, and stropping and honing competitions. There could be 4/8/ 5/8, 6/8/, and Wedge classes to even out the competition. It could be structured in terms of weight classes, genders, and beard heaviness.
The ladies' division could be split into three divisions for lip hair, armpit hair, and the bikini line straight shaving competition. It might be best to keep the judges in a separate viewing area for that one.
Sponsors? No problem. Gillette would be all over it, and so likely would Feather, Shark, Norton, and some of the private brands as well.