Does anyone else find themselves rubbing their faces almost constantly after a good shave? Some of my clients have even commented, "Is something wrong? Why do you keep touching your face?" I'm obsessed with my smoothness!
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Does anyone else find themselves rubbing their faces almost constantly after a good shave? Some of my clients have even commented, "Is something wrong? Why do you keep touching your face?" I'm obsessed with my smoothness!
Yep, I tend to. Of course I have no clients (programmer, I live in a dark hole so I can get away with it). You might want to temper that compulsion :)
You are Faceturbating.
Don't worry it's only natural, we all do it sometimes.
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Yep, especially when it's BBS, north, south, east, & west!
Absolutely!! How else are you going to check for spots you missed and improve your shave next time? :hmmm:
Careful you'll go blind!
When Faceturbating, if your skin starts to get hard you're overdoing it.
I love all the commentd guys.
"My name is Scott, and I'm a chronic faceturbator."
Overdoing it? Not possible. If we were not intended for this our arms would be shorter;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ace
Just don't do it while you're eating. Who knows what you'll end up with on your face.;)
Sounds like George Carlin !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by unit
This is Hilarious!! I do it all the time after a great shave.
I also, occasionally faceturbate. Ok, Ok, I'm a full fletch faceturbator! And my name is Double O
I like to add in a gentle slap every now and then, just for fun.
I totally do that and also since I'm obsessed with my Moustache and firehouse wax I'm constantly fiddelin with my Mo.:chapeau......seriously need a moustache emoticon,darn !
I too have to admit to being a faceturbator, although I try to keep my 'habit' as private as possible. Sometimes, I'll get SWMBO to do it for me, to feel less guilty ;)
:rofl2: I need to try this someday!!Quote:
Originally Posted by rawest
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The term 'facerbating' was coined back in 2009 by one of the members here. Note the spelling because it changes the pronunciation of the word.
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We need to form a support group for this kind of thing.
On a serious note, if someone else has done this to you, someone you don't know, in a way that felt like a violation of your personal space and body, then that's not faceturbation. That facelestation.
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Yet another perfectly timed post. Just found myself over the past few days inspecting my face regularly. i only started with the straigh about 3 weeks ago so i find 1) it feels great 2) it helps me find spots on my face i am not shaving as smoothly as the rest, so i know to give it special attention next time.
This is a very merry thread. I noticed I stopped touching my face quite so much after I shave off my moustache a decade ago. But, many studies have shown (many done in furtherance of studying how the common cold is spread) that the average person touches his/her face about a thousand times a day (roughly once a minute at least).
Yes, I do it a lot while contemplating, normally feeling along the left lower jawline. I also pluck hairs from my goatee when stressed. I also am obsessive about my goatee, moustache and soul patch thingy. I'll shave it (nice and short) and then go back and shave it again 15 seconds later. I'll probably die whilst driving and checking out myself in the rear vision mirror. My wife says I'm vain.
Vain shmain........you ain't so vain.Your just practicing good hygiene and cleanliness and cleanliness is next to godliness:angel:
Ah... faceturbation. I prefer to ask the girls to feel my face. They love the way it feels and so do I. :angel:
I do tell her it's all for her, so she can look at me and lust...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightblade
I am currently touching my face....
Glad to know I'm not the only one! However I am concerned about the over developed forearms muscles. :/
If you do it to much you might grow hair on your face.Quote:
Originally Posted by England
habitual faceturbator here! What's the point of a bbs shave otherwise.
LOL Faceturbating thats the best! :rofl2:
Take it easy Ace, you'll have whiskers on your palms.
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Originally Posted by ace
My wife gets first dibs, then I rub my face after a shave; I not only do it for faceturbating, but also to see if I missed any whiskers. When I feel a patch I missed, I make a mental note to try to "hit it" the next morning.
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Originally Posted by phoebeusfenix
typing this with one hand