Dude with that razor, you are welcome to crash my posts any day of the week. I'm trying to swindle Tom into getting me up to speed over here so you have to help me Phrank.
WAIT A MINUTE! That is a serious Barber's notch on that thing. You could poke someone's eye out with that thing. You have to show proof that you own that razor. Take a picture of it next to your passport photo...LOL