My Uberlather Experience

I tried making uberlather yesterday, and it didnt turn out so well. Now I know why, Too much water! The right side of my face dried up before I got to it. I have the house to myself tonight, so I tried another experiment, with almost no water. I dampened my brush, loaded up some Bald Frog soap, and swirled that around with 5 drops of glycerin and a dollup of CO Bigelow. Success! Now, mind you, I wasn't going to shave today, but I couldn't let that lather go to waste. So I went to the bedroom and stropped my razor with the lather on. I started feeling a cooling, tingling sensation, that I assume was the CO Bigelow doing its thing. I started shaving, and the razor glided down mty face like nothing! I started thinking I had the blade angle wrong on the first few strokes, but no! There were whiskers in the lather! The whiskers seemed like they were jumping out of the way of the razor! My face feels softer, and I have zero irritation!