Well, if you ever want to know what it's like to Mace yourself in the face, check out Barrister and Mann's, Arctique shaving soap.
:overkill:
If you like menthol, and I mean really, really like menthol, this is your soap.
Shaved about an hour ago, sight just returning to my eyes, the involuntary weeping has subsided, and I can breathe again.
Wow!
Shiver me ferkin' timbers....this one goes to the "Bye-Bye" room forever.
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