Thebigspendurs All Hands On Deck Shaving Alerts #2
Yesterday I was talking to cousin Festus while he was shaving with his straight and I noticed he had this stuff on his face, Real thin weird looking cream. I asked him what it was and he said it was Weasel Slobber. He said it doesn't have to be thick because it lubricates and cushions so good.
So that got me thinking some many of us started with some canned goo and that stuff goes on about 4 inches thick so we think when we make a lather with a quality soap we need this thick lather. In fact all you need is sufficient lather to protect and lubricate and essentially get the job done. Like Festus just a thin coating does the job. Anymore than that just means you have a common affliction called lather fetish.