Holy cow everyone. So many replies here. Just in general, thank you. I have to start my bread before I can respond to everyone.
But let me just say one thing in response to Paul for everyone. I can be proud of myself and know that I suck at it. I got on here to learn from yall's expertise. In two days I've learned some very important things that I'd never figure out from YouTube. Even that my three fingers with 50-70 grams and my razors way less than 40g. Holy ****! So please, err on the side of harsh, rather than coddled.
Also, in my 12+ years on this planet I've learned this about forums. There are 100 weights to skin a... Umm... an airplane. I will listen to everyone giving those 100 ways and figure out the best one for me. I will debate and question each one of you as I try to figure out my way.
Also, I live primarily off of sarcasm and self depricating humor.