Yeah...being poor seriously sucks butt (with lick). This'll make you feel better (or worse)

http://cgi.ebay.com/STERLING-SILVER-...QQcmdZViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.com/SUPERB-1830-PIQU...QQcmdZViewItem

P.S. I don't feel bad about posting these two auctions...I'm almost certain no one here is bidding on them. If I were a wealthy man, I'd be bidding on them, too.