Using acronyms and abbreviations makes me mad. Really mad. It isn't funny or cute. It is bad taste and really poor style. Maybe you're just doing it for fun, like kids vandalizing private property with spray paint. Maybe. But I don't think so. No, I think you are the leader of an insidious international organisation of pre-teen girls hell bent on destroying the English language and human rights. You probably tell your demon possessed lackeys, "What if we, oh yeah, what if we, we, we, got those straight razor fellows, a bastion of Old World style, to start using this stuff. I mean, I mean, wouldn't that be just great? Almost good as the time that guy bought the 5 blade thingy we did up! BRILLIANT!"
How's this?
YDTBMIMP - You deserve to be made into meat pies.
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