Quote Originally Posted by Jimbo View Post
Dear "Slippery Brush",

Clearly, your brush is having an affair. Try talking to your brush. Everyone needs to be held, even brushes. If it keeps slipping out whenever you try to hold it, that's a sign of something in your relationship that isn't quite right. Are you being too clingy with your brush? Do you need your brush more than it needs you? Do you hold on too tightly? Brushes need a little space sometimes.

Remember, shavers are from Mars, brushes are from Vulfix.

Aunty Jimbo.
That's right........go ahead and take sides with the brush. Sounds to me like Red's brush might be in need of a 'correction' if it don't shape up pretty quick. Of course Jimbo, I realize that a compliant and willing brush is needed to whip up the lather juuuust right, but you gotta show em who's boss.
After all, Red's goal (and certainly mine as well) is a noble one. That would be to achieve an ecstatic plane of consciousness, through blissful faceturbation. YMMV...........
Martin