The Lazy Shave (a warning to newbies)

[kljr]

I didn't much feel like shaving today, and since my job doesn't require me to be clean shaven, I SHOULD HAVE skipped it.
So I get to my neck and rather than lift my chin to the sky and stretch my skin like I usually do, my lazy arse decides to shave with my chin parallel to the marching surface and no stretching...

i look like i attempted suicide. for those of you who didn't know that razors like to eat skin, it's their favorite delicacy. fortunately, all of my wounds are just razor wide cuts instead of ravines.
The Lesson: Don't skip corners when shaving with a straight razor.