Come on, guys! I was making a bit of a sarcastic joke! I'm not bleeding, so something must be wrong! Jordan, you got it, I think.

Lather-wise, I am dripping hot water into the mug to keep it wet, and it's better than it was. I'm working on it to get better. The soap is Mitchell's Wool Fat soap from Kent's. It works well and really lets the blade glide across the skin.