Hi My Name Is Bassguy
(hi bassguy)
and I'm addicted to straight razors.
I like the way they look, I like the way they smell...
All I ever really wanted was a irritation free shave.
Now I can't stop looking for a few great shiny ones to own.

Could be worse though, I could be hooked on the 3 H's:
Hooch, Hoes, Heroin.