Originally Posted by
IanS
If he starts talking about vodka, pretend you know what he's talking about and say your favorite is Ketel one. Anyone who's favorite vodka isn't Ketel One is a communist. Also remember the foremost rule. No one old enough to buy vodka wastes their money on Grey Goose. GG is what kids who don't know any better buy because it's the only commonplace vodka that is premium. There are better and cheaper ones out there.
Of course I mostly drink plastic handles run through charcoal so what do I know. ;)