Self Deprecating Newbies

[Alembic]

What's with all you Newbies that are beating the hell out of yourselves after a few shaves? You knew this would be hard. And, you knew there was going to be the possibility of some blood.

You guys are doing really well and should be pleased with your progress. Write down all of the things that are going good instead of the stuff that isn't.

And, Lord Have Mercy, have some fun.

Now go back in there and strop your razor 100 strokes. There, now doesn't that feel better?