A co-worker walked by my desk and noticed a picture of a straight razor on my desktop. (How else do you bring up the subject, right?) He said, "Wow, can you believe people actually used to SHAVE with one of those things?!?" Even though I am still a beginner, I was proud to say, "Yeah, I shave with one of those things!"
I think I stunned him a little.
Of course, the next time I come in to work with a "flesh wound" I won't be able to blame the cat.