Originally Posted by
carlmaloschneider
As a Recruit, shaving fast in the Army was a concerning and bloody experience. As a Recruit Instructor shaving fast in the Army was hilarious. I'll always remember that time I had that Recruit standing to attention in the hallway in his underwear while I ranted and raved and spat words at him and drew circles on his face with a marker pen so he could see EXACTLY where he'd missed bits...I'd sent him back three times and his face was a mess of flat-topped bloody pimples...